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Peter Griffin
Peter is a big, boisterous, lovable oaf who isn't afraid to say what's on his freakin'
mind; usually the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island
with his wife lois, and their three children--Chris, Meg, and Stewie--and his well-spoken
best friend, Brian, the family dog. Peter would do anything for his family, as long as it
doesn't get in the way of his TV time.
Peter works as a product safety inspector at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company. He has dreams
of being more than a grunt on the assembly line and frequently comes up with new toy
designs, most recently "Mr. Zucchini Head", a phallic-shaped, vibrating
vegetable doll. Luckily for him, his flamboyant boss, Mr. Weed, regards Peter as "eye
candy" and overlooks his lack of efficiency and productivity.
What Peter lacks in common sence and good judgement, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He
often goes overboard when he latches onto an idea. Wether he's leading an improvisation
scene during a bank robbery or running barefoot in the rain with William Shatner, Peter
Griffen is always looking for fun.
Lois Griffin
- Lois is a modern-day housewife who finds time to cook, clean, run errands, teach piano,
and avoid daily attempts on her life by her baby son, Stewie. Of course, a mother's love
runs deep. So deep in this case, that Lois is blind to Stewie's matricidal intentsions,
attributing his perpetualt foul mood to plain old crankiness.
- Born in uppercrust Newport, Rhode Island, the one time heiress to the Pewterschmidt
family estate, gave up the privileged life to be with the towel boy she fell in love with.
She hasn't looked back since.
- No matter how many times Peter falls down (in some cases due to too many Pawtucket
Patriot beers), Lois is right there to pick him up again. Lois is generally the voice of
reason that Peter can't hear until it's too late. However, even Lois has been known to
temporarily leave her senses. In fact, rumor has it she's put on bold and seductive piano
performances right in the family's basement.
Brian Griffin
- Brian Griffin is more than just the family dog. He is a gentleman and a scholar, and
undeniably the most eloquent member of Griffin household. Brian is the first person Peter
will turn to in times of crisis. But the sarcastic barbs that Brian doles out can be as
dry as his martinis.
- Yes, Brian has been known to toss back a few. Some say it's to kill the pain that comes
with the social stigma of being a dog.
- Others say it's to help him forget the time before he met peter, when he was a homless
stray who cleaned windshields for handouts. But brian will tell you it's just good for his
coat.
- Drinking and throwing out witty bon mots aren't the only things Brian is good at. If you
ask him to speak, don't be surprised if he responds in flawless french. He's also got an
amazing voice. He can sing all four parts of a barber shop quartet simultaneously.
- In short, Brian might be the family dog, but don't tell him that. Did we mention that
Brian also holds a third-degree green belt in Taekwondo? And in seven more years he'll be
a black belt. That's one more year to you and me.
Chris Griffin
- Chris Griffin is an overgrown, sweet-hearted thirteen year-old who looks imposing, but
wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless it landed on his hot dog, his favorite food. In that case,
Chris would probably treat the fly as a condiment.
- Being a somewhat gulible lad, Chris often falls prey to his older sister's tormenting.
It's not uncommon for Chris to believe the most far-fetched tales his sister feeds him.
Still, Chris loves his big sister, which is probably why he continues to seek her advice
with his problems. Chris idolizes Peter and works hard not to disappoint him. It's a good
thing for Chris that his father's expectations are so low. Still, Chris does have some
hidden talents, especially his ability to draw. He should probably spend more time
cultivating his skill and less time with Peter in front of the boob tube, looking for
boobs.
Meg Griffin
- Sixteen year-old Meg Griffin lives a difficult life. Just ask her. From having thin lips
to being unpopular, Meg is constantly struggling for acceptance by the "in"
crowd, or any crowd for that matter.
- A bit of a drama queen, Meg pines for her hunky new neighbor, Kyle. Unfortunately, not
even collagen lip injections, a clingy new dress, or an eleven-hundred dollar Prada bag
seem to get her any closer to first base.
- In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone, tiolet training, and his need for
parental'y provided sustenance, Stewie would have already gained control over most of the
third world, including Canada. Until his dominion over all mankind comes to fruitation,
anyone or anything that interferes with his grand plan shall be destroyed. And if he can
create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think he won't be able to
control you, hmmm?
Stewie Griffin
- Stewie Griffin is a one year-old baby with a single goal: Total World domination. He has
the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one
year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastile," in
which he was incarcerated for nine gruelling months. Stewie has vowed to defeat his
mother's matriarchal tyranny and topple the "gynocracy" she rules.
- Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far (from a box
of chocolates filled with active grenades to a barrage of arrows shot straight for her
head) doesn't mean she's in the clear yet, Stewie might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect
for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her uppance shall
come!
- In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone, tiolet training, and his need for
parental'y provided sustenance, Stewie would have already gained control over most of the
third world, including Canada. Until his dominion over all mankind comes to fruitation,
anyone or anything that interferes with his grand plan shall be destroyed. And if he can
create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think he won't be able to
control you, hmmm?
Lesley Anne McCammant
- Lesley McCammant is Peter's seventeen-year-old Canadian niece who struggles through life
constantly trying to make the best of her remaining years as a teenager. She lives with
the Griffin's and has a major thing for Brian. She has often been told that she can be a
little too mature for her age. Although she does not attend school, she is fairly smart
and is often underestimated by Stewie, who thinks Lesley doesn't have a single living
brain cell in her head.
- Lelsey can often be seen duking it out with Peter and Stewie. She doesn't get along with
either one of them. But when it is time to baby-sit, she takes matters into her own hands
and doesn't take crap from anybody. Yes, Lesley is also the family baby-sitter. Like Lois,
Lesley can also play the piano, and can't keep her boyfriend from drinking too many
martini's.
- In the past, Lesley has had many relationships go wrong. But it seems the one she has
developed with Brian is going great! Why not? They live together, and have a lot in
common. Except for the drinking part. Brian confessed to Lesley he liked her when she
broke up with Damien (prince of darkness). Since then, they have been inseparable.
Although they have had their ups and downs, they are still together.
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